Chuck Norris

Ja, če je pa kdo bomba je to Chuck Norris!!

# When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
# Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
# Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.
# Chuck Norris invented the apple.
# Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.
# Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday, it’s just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.
# Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.
# Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
# If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!

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